starkweek:

jesus, take the wheel. now put it in first - no, put the clutch in and - jesus, what the fuck, you said you could drive stick

(via noliess-justlove)

fauxboy:

starshinethecat1:

xxgoldie12xx:

the-winchesters-in-221b:

2ollux-2hip2-2tuff:

davespritedave:

hoechlolly:

tehwhovianhufflepuff:

imagine-tenthousand:

mockinggrass:

Go big or go home 

So I tried to recreate this, because I knew the responses would be different, and consequently realized that it’s either extremely old or faked, as Cleverbot auto-capitalizes and auto-punctuates your sentences for you if you do not. Oh well.

In light of that fact, here’s my go at cybersexing Cleverbot.

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So I decided to try it

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alrighty, let’s go one more step

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i’M ACTUALLY CRYING.

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THAT ESCALATED QUICKLY

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Story of my life

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that’s a first.

I LAUGHED HARDER THEN I HOULD HAVE AND I WAS IN PUBLIC

I wasn’t gonna reblog this but I lost it at the last one

(via contemporaryheart)

aeviternal-pneuma:

officialfrenchtoast:

finding out someone’s been talking shit about u

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watch ur fkn back!!!

(via contemporaryheart)

theanticlimactic:

humanslothking:

proletarianinstinct:

humanslothking:

lexlifts:

lookinforgainz:

lexlifts:

lookinforgainz:

lexlifts:

💪 Wish I could do heavier freeweight squats, it’s hard without a proper squat rack! Wish my gym would get one. :( I know I can squat more weight, but I can’t get the loaded bar up on my shoulders! 😭

This is ‘sexy’ in a picture. You single? haha

no. I’m not single.

It’s all interpretation imho. I say sexy because its short but I mean that desirable as hell in a woman because she knows how to take care of herself. In addition, having a good gym partner that understands form, different moves, and who (seems to) like working out is the ideal life partner right there.

No disrespect.

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my fitness accomplishments and abilities are minimized to being ‘sexy’ and then you inquire about my relationship status and thats not disrespectful lol ok. 

So complementing someone and trying to hit on someone is disrespectful now? JFC.

They’re entirely disrespectful when absolutely no effort is made to recognize the humanity of the person you’re coming onto.

Humanity? It’s freakin’ human nature to find somebody physically attractive and being ‘sexy’ is a human trait. You don’t see people calling objects sexy, hitting on them or even wanting to stick their cock into them. People are more than one dimensional and you can still call someone sexy whilst acknowledging them as a human being. Even the person justified his reasoning and stated that being fit is an underlying notion of being healthy and being able to take care of oneself.

It’s just a way to demonise male sexuality and to weed out those who aren’t attractive in your books. Do you know who else lashes out when an unattractive dude hits on them? Typical shallow, materialistic bitches that you get in highschool and feminism is no different to that. You wouldn’t complain if it was a hot attractive guy instead?

People can find whatever they want attractive. Men and women operate on a completely different selection paradigm due to biological differences. It’s a god damn complement at the end of the day, the gut didn’t come on too strongly so honestly, count your blessings before you lot cry about how oppressed you are or some silly, irrational shit like that.

Nobody goes up to someone and says “hey fellow homosapien. I think you look really human being that you are one and all. Are you in the process of mating with another or may I attempt to met with you because I like people who appear to be human like you, a human.”

contemporaryheart:

kyubiisaan:

lowwbloods:

officialwillowpape:

i searched up ‘hurdlers without hurdles’ on google and i dont regret it

these boots are made for walkin

The ol razzle dazzle

the lady in the very back looks like an anime character jumping js

spicy-vagina-tacos:

"you only post selfies to get attention"

there is literally no other reason as to why anyone would post a selfie

(via contemporaryheart)

ringingallover:

meecheee123:

ringingallover:

do centaur babies suckle from the horse nipples or the human nipples tho

Centaurs aren’t real. Do you understand that?

yes that is why i made a tumblr post about this instead of just asking a real centaur

(via my-chemical-everything)

the-wolfbats:

♫ I believe I can soar 

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peanutbutta:

jesusmcnuggets:

My friend David had his ID stolen the other day
now we just call him Dav 

I’m so mad

(via my-chemical-everything)